Finally.

Kristen Stewart cleaned up well and showed up at the ‘Cosmopolis’ premiere in Cannes and looked like a chick I would, at least, take on a date and buy a meal for.

I’m a sucker for clean women.

Go figure.

Song of the Day!

Lame.

Despite their best efforts, Disney can’t keep the villains for ‘Iron Man 3’ under wraps forever, and I mean that in the literal sense, because here we see James Badge Dale on set as Eric Savin, who for the most part just stood around under a blanket.

In the comics, Savin is a soldier who loses both legs to a land mine. Those are replaced with fancy robot legs and he eventually becomes a cyborg mercenary calledColdblood.

Yet these pictures show Savin in what looks to be the Iron Patriot armor, and my sources (wikipedia) tell me this is totally different from the comic. Perhaps because Iron Patriot was actually Norman Osborn, the nemesis of Spider-Man, who belongs to Sony, meaning Disney can’t use him in an Iron Man movie. So it would seem Savin will start out good (Iron Patriot) and then turn bad (Coldblood).

He’s expected to team up with a second cyborg named Firepower, both of whom are under the orders of The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) and Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce). If all that is true, then Robert Downey is gonna need Scarlett Johansson more than ever. Make sure you bring your gun and karate, Scarlett Johansson!

(image source = fame/flynet)

Green Lanterns gay now….so there’s that.

I’ve been gone too long. I take a small vacation and my site looks different and Green Lanterns gay. Did he watch too many episodes of ‘Glee’ and FINALLY came out? Look, anyone that has a ring that can turn into a ‘power lantern’ has got to be ready for some booty.

What bothers me is the fact that this Green Lantern started in 1940, which is 72 years ago. That means this old mother fucker is JUST NOW coming out. What the fuck were you waiting for? That’s like Betty White coming out and having a crush on Megan Fox……

…..my dream threesome.

 

Song of the Day! (Pretty Cool Edition)

Different.

Chill.

Talent.

#ThatsWhatsUp

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About time

“Anchorman 2″ is on its way, scheduled for a 2013 release. What that means for us isn’t great entertainment and Will Ferrell making faces, saying random things for a cheap laugh. It means the Mayans were WRONG!!! How can this movie come out when we’re not going to be around?

Side note: How can I get a suit like Ron Burgandy? Do they sell those at the Salvation Army or the Goodwill? I got $20 and I have a very important business meeting to attend too. I need a good pair of slacks anyways.

Slacks is a funny word.

#Slacks

YOU FORGOT YOUR PANTS!!!

When Miley Cyrus went to the Billboard Music Awards last night, she made a statement. That statement was, “I’M OVER 18. FUCK YOU DISNEY!”